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Joshua Jones

This Super Green Malay Is easily one of the most balanced strains I've had. Nice color & fresh! Smooth onset, clean energy and a really nice mood boost without feeling jittery. Not sedating, but definitely relaxing at the same time. Lasted around 4-5 hours for me with a soft comedown. Solid all around If you want energy + chill in one. "Float high, land soft" lol 😌🍃🐾 Totally recommend it!! I appreciate you Dirty Paws 🐾 🐕 ~Joshua ( JJ )

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Joshua Jones

This Super Green Malay Is easily one of the most balanced strains I've had. Nice color & fresh! Smooth onset, clean energy and a really nice mood boost without feeling jittery. Not sedating, but definitely relaxing at the same time. Lasted around 4-5 hours for me with a soft comedown. Solid all around If you want energy + chill in one. "Float high, land soft" lol 😌🍃🐾 Totally recommend it!! I appreciate you Dirty Paws 🐾 🐕 ~Joshua ( JJ )

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chillinjj86

I love the vibrant color of Yellow 🟡 Horn right out the bag .. that alone had me excited .. effects were smooth and clean with a calm focus that really stood out .. and yes the euphoria was definitely there lol .. warm .. steady .. and pronounced without being too much .. no jitters .. no anxiety .. just clear-headed calm with a really nice mood lift .. this one honestly surprised me in the best way .. easy 10/10 🔥🔥 for calmness .. focus .. and feel-good vibes 😌 Peace 🕊️ Love & Kratom on 🤘🏻💚🍃 ~JJ

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chillinjj86

I love the vibrant color of Yellow 🟡 Horn right out the bag .. that alone had me excited .. effects were smooth and clean with a calm focus that really stood out .. and yes the euphoria was definitely there lol .. warm .. steady .. and pronounced without being too much .. no jitters .. no anxiety .. just clear-headed calm with a really nice mood lift .. this one honestly surprised me in the best way .. easy 10/10 🔥🔥 for calmness .. focus .. and feel-good vibes 😌 Peace 🕊️ Love & Kratom on 🤘🏻💚🍃 ~JJ

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chillinjj86

Wow I took 5gs @ 9am & now I'm loose, basically pain free... Not too potent.. I love how fresh and vibrant it is the color too... 8/10 easily something I would like to keep in my 🌿 rotation The quality is what makes it. I can't wait to try all Dirty paws 🐾 strains now haha 😆 ❤️ honestly... Also This is my second time using a green strain.

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chillinjj86

Wow I took 5gs @ 9am & now I'm loose, basically pain free... Not too potent.. I love how fresh and vibrant it is the color too... 8/10 easily something I would like to keep in my 🌿 rotation The quality is what makes it. I can't wait to try all Dirty paws 🐾 strains now haha 😆 ❤️ honestly... Also This is my second time using a green strain.

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chillinjj86

Wow I took 5gs @ 9am & now I'm loose, basically pain free... Not too potent.. I love how fresh and vibrant it is the color too... 8/10 easily something I would like to keep in my 🌿 rotation The quality is what makes it. I can't wait to try all Dirty paws 🐾 strains now haha 😆 ❤️ honestly... Also This is my second time using a green strain.

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Misha M.

I have to start with the quality of this powder, I was honestly surprised by the color alone! The powder is vivid, almost fluorescent green-yellow. It’s very fine and silky, which makes it super easy to mix and drink without any clumps or gritty texture. That’s a big deal for me, since I usually struggle to get it down. As for the effects, it gives me a smooth energy lift that helps me get through the day without feeling wired or anxious. No crash, either. Compared to other kratom I’ve used, this just feels more clean and even keel. Overall, this is some of the best Green Maeng Da I’ve tried. I’m officially a new customer!

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1-5 of 27 reviews
  1. RH

    Very nice for end of day!

    Reviewer received an unconditional discount coupon on future purchases
  2. RH

    Fast! Lots of energy

    Reviewer received an unconditional discount coupon on future purchases
  3. RH

    All great blends, but the ember is my favorite.

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  4. RH
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  5. B

    The best of the best, the color is vibrant, the effects are uplifting, energetic, and really helps me throughout my day. It checks all the boxes.

    Reviewer received an unconditional discount coupon on future purchases

The Daily Duo Bundle - $60

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Split Kilo Bundle — $90

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Red Maeng Da

Price range: $12.00 through $90.00
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Green Maeng Da

Price range: $12.00 through $90.00
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White Maeng Da

Price range: $12.00 through $90.00
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Red Bali

Price range: $12.00 through $90.00
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White Horn

Price range: $12.00 through $90.00
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Yellow Horn

Price range: $12.00 through $90.00
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Green Jongkong

Price range: $12.00 through $90.00
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Super Green Malay

Price range: $12.00 through $90.00
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Dirty Paws Kratom offers premium quality kratom powder at affordable prices, sourced from trusted Indonesian growers and verified by third-party lab testing. We are dedicated to fast shipping and providing the best online kratom experience possible. 

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